Brian Pretus

Brian Pretus

New Orleans, Louisiana

Genres:  PunkAlternativePop Punk


If you trying to find the worlds coolest, most romantic and/or badass gift thats sure to get you in the good graces of someone you love this holiday season, then look no further!

With just a little bit of your guidance, I 'll write a completely original, totally insane punk song about whomever or whatever you want! What a cool gift, right? I know!

Whether its for your partner, a family member, some other loved one, your mortal enemy, or that boss you hate, you tell me what you want the song to be about, and I'll crank out a wild full band punk rock hit for yalls ears only!

All you gotta do is tell me a few sentences about what you want it to be about and ill put something together you and that giftee are sure to love for the rest of time. Guaranteed before December 24th!


Let Brian Pretus Write You a Song!

  • The worlds coolest possible gift! For this song you can either give me lyrics, or tell me things in which i write lyrics about, and whatever to influence me and i will crank out an unforgettable 1 minute song with drums bass guitar and vocals, for you to give to that special sum(4)1, Jeez, What a wonderful world, huh?
  • Holy shit. U-F-O GOT to be kidding me! I know, right?! For this shit, gimme some words, or tell me words from which ill pick selected words to elaborate on and barf out some lyrics and a 1:00 punk song with drums, bass guitar an vocals, that I'll put on a CD, in a jewel case, with some rad one of a kind artwork, and the lyrics on the back, and ill send it you by whatever date you tell me. WOWOWOW
  • Similar to the 1 Minute Song, this song is EXTRA LONG (XL). That means it probably will include a ripping solo of some sort, PLUS extra verses and choruses. Maybe even a wacky bridge. But most importantly, I can include MORE words about your topic. and when I'm done, I'll send you a delicious MP3 of the song for you to do whatever you want with! LETS DO IT
  • This is the ULTIMATE package option of the worlds coolest gift. a TWO MINUTE long punk song, with drums, bass, guitar and vocals, maybe even a solo, who knows. PLUS, I'll put it on a CD, in a Jewel case with super cool original artwork and the lyrics on the back, and i'll mail it to you to wrap up and give to that special someone on that special day.